Why did the chicken cross the road?

"From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly, so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic."
Arsene Wenger

" To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this season".
David O'Leary

"As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road as least a minute early according to my watch".
Alex Ferguson

"I want good, solid team chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"
George Graham

"When the fish are down, he'll just be one of the chaps. It doesn't matter to me whether he's an ltalian, French or English chicken as long as he's willing to die on the pitch for Chelsea."
Gianluca Vialli

"Just crossed the f***ing road, you chicken f***!"
Peter Reid

"If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the Tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."
Brian Clough

"Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's pooped up at the back stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."
Ron Atkinson

"I am hoping to see some sexy poultry."
Ruud Gullit

"I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been one of the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done., but as it's one of the wee chickens it must be luck".
Gordon Strachan

"Two months ago that chicken was saying how happy he was here. Now he tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him
John Gregory

"OK, so the chicken's dead, but 1 still feel, he can go all the way to the other side of the road"
Kevin Keegan

"The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in a previous life it had been a bad chicken."
Glenn Hoddle

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